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Author:  darren [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:26 am ]
Post subject:  your best knock back

hi gang.

how many times have folks kept pestering you for music ?
what would you say to knock 'em back ?

my best one was.

i can't dance to this.
my reply was.
i've seen you dance once before,and i don't think i have that sort of music. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

ktf.
darren :lol: 8)

Author:  DanPooch [ Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: your best knock back

One of the best that I heard was; "You play that record for me and I can get laid tonight"
my answer was; "Why don't you go buy the album and get laid the whole week"
Pooch

Author:  Soul-Boy [ Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:59 pm ]
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DanPooch wrote:
One of the best that I heard was; "You play that record for me and I can get laid tonight"
my answer was; "Why don't you go buy the album and get laid the whole week"
Pooch


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now that's funny!
Nice one Pooch!

Author:  Discoguy [ Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:54 am ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's just a brilliant one Pooch !! :D

// Discoguy

Author:  DanPooch [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:39 pm ]
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Her: Excuse me, "You know that song, a girls sings it, has a really good beat"?
Me: Awe geez, I just played it honey!
Her: Oh come on can't you play it again, it is my favorite song! I just got here.
Me; Are you coming here tomorrow night?
Her; Yes!
Me; Come earlier!

Pooch

Author:  Discoguy [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:45 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HAHAHA!!! That's just a GREAT one... LOL !!!

// Discoguy

Author:  DanPooch [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:47 pm ]
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Him:Hey, YO, are you the DJ?
ME:No, I just like to stand around with a headphone, chics really like it!
HIM:You have to play Hot Stuff, we are leaving in five minutes!
ME:Well, there is 4 minutes left in this song and Hot Stuff is 7 minutes long. So if I play it, you will only get 1 minute.
HIM:Come on man, everybody wants to hear it.
ME:Yeah, you walked around the club and took a survey from 500 people and they sent you here as the representative? Well, I am sorry, the last representative that took a survey has a song being played next.

Pooch

Author:  pflext [ Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:14 am ]
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Picture this......
One night I'm just doin tha do & this guy comes up & really hassles me for The Commodores Three Times A Lady", & don't you know, yep, he wants to hear it within the next 20 minutes so he can slow dance this girl & get the hell back to the hotel for some you know what! :shock:
He also happens to be a friend of management. :?
It's also 12:15 am & the joint is rockin'! :x

"If you play this man....she's mine", he says.

I do the usual knockback about how it's not suitable at this time & it just doesn't wear with this guy & he pulls a face, goes to said management, lodges a complaint, I get roasted & ordered to play the track or else! :o

I skillfully somehow manage to do a quick wind down in the programme to allow for an easy drop to The Commodores over the next 20 minutes or so & eventually slip it in & even though I could feel the crowd going "WTF??", quite a few stayed on the floor & just started to slowdance....along with the idiot who was smirking at me from the floor.... :evil:

After the Commodores had finished I went into Peter Brown - "Do You Wanna Get Funky With Me" & started building things back up & things were fine, but i was still majorly pissed off with all that had happened. :x

There's just one thing the mangaement didn't realise.......... :?:

I'd just started dating one of the cocktail waitresses! Her name was Rosemary. 8)

I had a quick word & 20 minutes later, a tray laden with pina coladas went crashing & spilling all over the table that that idiot was sitting at! He was covered in it! :twisted:

Revenge really is best served cold................& maybe a lil' sticky too! :D

Author:  DanPooch [ Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:49 pm ]
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That is more like a "spinning story" then a knock back.
But I love Rosemary!!!!!!!!!!! That was awesome Paul.
Pooch

Author:  pflext [ Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:56 am ]
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Too right Pooch, it's more like a "knock over" than a "knockback" :lol:
I have so many knockback stories it's hard to know where to start..... :?
Should be able to post a few before the weekend is out though. :wink:

Author:  DanPooch [ Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: your best knock back

Let me have them Paul. I love DJ booth stories.
I have tons of them, I can actually remember many of the conversations from dancers.
Pooch

Author:  Discoguy [ Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:30 am ]
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GREAT "Knock out" there Paul !!! :D
GREAT lady you had as well, "helping you out" with your revenge !!! :lol:

// Discoguy

Author:  Jay Negron [ Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:07 pm ]
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In addition to the obligatory, "I'll play it later" and never do;

I remember one time a customer bugged me so much to play "Electric Slide".
I actually played it at around 12:30am, but now it was 3am and the 'after-hours' music was on. "I'll play it later" didn't work anymore. I got so fed up with her I GAVE her the record to take home and play!!!!

This was in 2003 at a company private party here in Florida.

Author:  pflext [ Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:34 am ]
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I'm playing a set one night & just about to drop in the biggest track of the night (which was at that time, Jimmy "Bo" Horne - "Dance Across The Floor") & a girl comes up & says
"Can you please, please, please play Dance Across The Floor"?? :o

I said no, that I thought the record was rubbish, & I didn't have a copy so she was plain outta luck. :P
She turned away dissapointed & just as she did I dropped the track in. :wink:

I just love the look on peoples faces when you do that. :twisted:
I've had the opportunity to do that about 4 or 5 times in 30 years of spinning. :D

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